O.J. Audio Uncensored
TMZ.com has posted the full audio of O.J. Simpson and his friends allegedly robbing a memorabilia collector in Las Vegas. It’s clear O.J. and the collector know each other — and it’s clear O.J. is in charge and giving orders to confederates. Sample quotes from O.J. follow past the jump. Consider this your severe language warning:
O.J.: Don’t let nobody out this room. Motherfuckers! Think you can steal my shit and sell it? Don’t let nobody out of here. Motherfucker, you think you can steal my shit? You think you can steal my shit?
. . . .
O.J.: You know this shit ain’t over with, though. It ain’t over with. I’ll fuck you, fucker.
Meanwhile, O.J.’s confederates are giving all sorts of orders . . . sort of like you might do if you’re using force of some sort. Sample quotes from the confederates:
Backs to the wall!
Walk your ass over there!
You, against the motherfucking wall!
Get your motherfucking asses up.
Stand the fuck up before I get ugly in here.
I’m gonna ask you one more fucking time . . .
Are you fucking around? Are you fucking around?
How you like that shit, motherfucker?
Hey man, shut your fucking mouth before you get your ass broke.
It’s time to go. It’s time to go. Now. Come on.
Sounds bad (literally) for O.J.
Anybody know what an average Las Vegas’ jury pool is like?
DRJ (4725f3) — 9/17/2007 @ 9:13 pmHuge thugs like OJ are walking arguments for the 2nd Amendment. There’s a reason they called the Colt revolver “the equalizer.”
If only Ron Goldman had a carry permit.
Kevin Murphy (0b2493) — 9/17/2007 @ 10:38 pmI was giddy a couple days ago, but now I’ve been thinking about it…
I wonder how many trials it will take to shake out the one single juror who refuses to convict O.J.?
Or will he plead to a single count of something and get everything else dropped, for a 6 year sentence 3 years suspended, 1/2 time served, 18 months total and out!
Maybe just a 5 year probation? “Mr. Simpson, if you ever come back here and commit armed robbery AGAIN, we’ll throw the book at ya! Hey, will you sign my robe?”
I wouldn’t be shocked.
dj (6a684e) — 9/18/2007 @ 7:53 amI have a question: would the Goldman family be entitled to recover the money on any bail posted on his behalf and, if so, what would OJ’s incentive be to not skip town if bail is posted?
Sean P (e57269) — 9/18/2007 @ 9:42 amO.J. Simpson is truly a sociopath! It’s about time our legal system sends him away for a very long time…
Betsy Febo (b974e1) — 9/18/2007 @ 4:19 pmlulz… “I’m gonna fuck you, fucker.” Out of threats… probably just should have stopped talking when he got to that point. No creativity.
Doctor Drift (6793ab) — 10/1/2007 @ 10:27 pm