Patterico's Pontifications

9/15/2007

Quote of the Day

Filed under: Crime,General,Humor,Scum — Patterico @ 5:26 pm



“I’m O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I’m going to rob somebody and get away with it?”

13 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. More O.J. quotes:

    “I’m not walking around feeling sad or anything. I’ve done nothing wrong,” Simpson told The Times. “I’m having a great time.”

    Besides, he quipped, “I thought what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas.”

    Here’s a quote from Homer for O.J.:

    “Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.”

    DRJ (4725f3)

  2. One of the witnesses has recanted, although it might be more accurate to say he is declining to testify against O.J.

    DRJ (4725f3)

  3. How about: “I got away with killing two people. Why can’t get away with anything else I do?”

    nk (474afa)

  4. Dollars to donuts, OJ’s life will end by his own hand; he’s looking for a penance that won’t happen, and even if it does, won’t be enough.

    ras (adf382)

  5. Comment by DRJ — 9/15/2007 @ 7:05 pm

    Well, bye bye case. Simpson gets away with one. Again.

    There had better be a hell.

    Christoph (92b8f7)

  6. Dollars to donuts, OJ’s life will end by his own hand.

    Not a hope in hell.

    he’s looking for a penance

    Hardly.

    that won’t happen, and even if it does, won’t be enough.

    Agreed.

    Christoph (92b8f7)

  7. I hope someone gets prosecuted in this case and if that’s the accuser, that works for me.

    Christoph (92b8f7)

  8. Christoph,

    When OJ dies, either I owe you a dollar, or you owe me a donut.

    ras (adf382)

  9. I’ll give a donut for that.

    Christoph (92b8f7)

  10. What’s the deal with his eyebrows?

    He looks like Liza Minelli’s ex.

    Itsme (665878)

  11. He should have said that he was hot on the trail of the real killers.

    Kevin Murphy (0b2493)

  12. My quote of the day, from The Politico article on the probable AG nomination:

    Some of these [conservative]critics raised the case of Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter, who was an enigma when nominated by President George H.W. Bush and has turned out to be a key moderate.

    Without a trace of irony….

    Kevin Murphy (0b2493)

  13. I got a news bulletin saying O.J. has been arrested for armed robbery.

    gahrie (5ae14f)


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