Patterico's Pontifications

9/15/2007

Quote of the Day

Filed under: Crime, General, Humor, Scum — Patterico @ 5:26 pm

“I’m O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I’m going to rob somebody and get away with it?”

13 Comments

  1. More O.J. quotes:

    “I’m not walking around feeling sad or anything. I’ve done nothing wrong,” Simpson told The Times. “I’m having a great time.”

    Besides, he quipped, “I thought what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas.”

    Here’s a quote from Homer for O.J.:

    “Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.”

    Comment by DRJ — 9/15/2007 @ 6:32 pm

  2. One of the witnesses has recanted, although it might be more accurate to say he is declining to testify against O.J.

    Comment by DRJ — 9/15/2007 @ 7:05 pm

  3. How about: “I got away with killing two people. Why can’t get away with anything else I do?”

    Comment by nk — 9/15/2007 @ 7:46 pm

  4. Dollars to donuts, OJ’s life will end by his own hand; he’s looking for a penance that won’t happen, and even if it does, won’t be enough.

    Comment by ras — 9/15/2007 @ 7:56 pm

  5. Comment by DRJ — 9/15/2007 @ 7:05 pm

    Well, bye bye case. Simpson gets away with one. Again.

    There had better be a hell.

    Comment by Christoph — 9/15/2007 @ 7:56 pm

  6. Dollars to donuts, OJ’s life will end by his own hand.

    Not a hope in hell.

    he’s looking for a penance

    Hardly.

    that won’t happen, and even if it does, won’t be enough.

    Agreed.

    Comment by Christoph — 9/15/2007 @ 7:58 pm

  7. I hope someone gets prosecuted in this case and if that’s the accuser, that works for me.

    Comment by Christoph — 9/15/2007 @ 8:10 pm

  8. Christoph,

    When OJ dies, either I owe you a dollar, or you owe me a donut.

    Comment by ras — 9/15/2007 @ 8:32 pm

  9. I’ll give a donut for that.

    Comment by Christoph — 9/15/2007 @ 8:35 pm

  10. What’s the deal with his eyebrows?

    He looks like Liza Minelli’s ex.

    Comment by Itsme — 9/16/2007 @ 12:00 am

  11. He should have said that he was hot on the trail of the real killers.

    Comment by Kevin Murphy — 9/16/2007 @ 8:50 am

  12. My quote of the day, from The Politico article on the probable AG nomination:

    Some of these [conservative]critics raised the case of Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter, who was an enigma when nominated by President George H.W. Bush and has turned out to be a key moderate.

    Without a trace of irony….

    Comment by Kevin Murphy — 9/16/2007 @ 8:54 am

  13. I got a news bulletin saying O.J. has been arrested for armed robbery.

    Comment by gahrie — 9/16/2007 @ 10:53 am

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