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3/13/2007

Courthouse Quote Of The Week

Filed under: General,Miscellaneous — Justin Levine @ 2:37 am



“I be concubining.”  (Courtesy of accused would-be thief Rickey Lackey.)

[posted by Justin Levine]

13 Responses to “Courthouse Quote Of The Week”

  1. Is “concubining” an affirmative defense in Ohio?

    Federal Dog (9afd6c) — 3/13/2007 @ 3:09 am

  2. Considering Cincinnati is where Jerry Springer got his start as Mayor,eventually caught writing city checks for prostitutes, this story is in the perfect setting.

    Moderate Hick (fe3b04) — 3/13/2007 @ 3:20 am

  3. City or personal checks? Are you sure?

    quasimodo (edc74e) — 3/13/2007 @ 6:11 am

  4. “Lackey’s lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.”

    Sucks when effective representation means shutting down a comic goldmine.

    aplomb (4c3235) — 3/13/2007 @ 7:07 am

  5. no… Effective representation would have been preventing the guy from talking in the first place…

    This lawyer’s just a kill-joy… 🙂

    Scott Jacobs (90eabe) — 3/13/2007 @ 8:11 am

  6. When you gots it, you gots it. This here monogamy gig be fo’ fools.

    nk (48b04e) — 3/13/2007 @ 8:50 am

  7. Quasimodo: you are correct, it was a personal check found in a Ky massage parlor raid. Thanks for the correction – that is one of the three mistakes I am allowed each year!

    Moderate Hick (fe3b04) — 3/13/2007 @ 9:02 am

  8. U B in jail soon.

    Hard Right (7900e3) — 3/13/2007 @ 9:24 am

  9. NK: There ain’t no “l” in foo’s.

    Dana (3e4784) — 3/13/2007 @ 10:05 am

  10. Yo. Ah be’s correeected.

    nk (48b04e) — 3/13/2007 @ 10:42 am

  11. A few years ago, I was stopped at a red light when a pedestrian crossed in front of my police motorcycle juggling tennis balls. He smiled and said hello as he passed. I complimented his dexterity and asked if he was ambidextrous.

    “Oh no, man,” he replied, “I bees a Sagittarius!”

    Clark Baker (337440) — 3/13/2007 @ 12:31 pm

  12. I’m nots illegitimate. I’s cans read!

    Hard Right (7900e3) — 3/13/2007 @ 12:47 pm

  13. […] Here is Justin Levine’s post. […]

    No, I be concubining « Conservative Thoughts (887637) — 3/13/2007 @ 1:50 pm


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