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John Kerry Makes A Funny

Filed under: Buffoons,Humor,Politics,War — Patterico @ 11:17 pm

John Kerry has done it again. Let’s go to the transcript:

JOHN KERRY: How do you get a one-armed American soldier out of a tree?


JOHN KERRY: Wave to him.


UPDATE: This just in . . . according to his prepared remarks, Kerry meant to ask: “How do you get an incompetent one-armed President like George Bush out of a tree?”

The New York Times is reporting that, when Kerry delivered the remarks, he forgot to say the word “incompetent.”

[Disclaimer: post may not actually be true.]

UPDATE x2: He has done it again.

9 Responses to “John Kerry Makes A Funny”

  1. Heh.

    See Dubya (806435)

  2. You guys only need to spin this for 4 more days. I think you can make it. Kerry’s terrible sense of humor is no match for that of blogoland.

    actus (10527e)

  3. Kerr: What do you do if President Bush a U.S. Marine throws a hand grenade at you?

    Audience member: ?

    Kerry: Pull out the pin and throw it back.

    nk (bfc26a)

  4. The best joke I have heard so far: “Kerry was Swift-Boated at Pasadena. True. He’s a Swift Boat vet too.”

    nk (06f5d0)

  5. Sorry, but that totally insensitive joke is funny as hell. But then I’ve flunked sensitivity training two times and got a drop in Diversity Training.

    Howard Veit (28df94)

  6. Looks like JOHN KERRY like AL GORE cant take losing the election just your typical liberal demacratic sore loser he should be barred from ever running forever more

    krazy kagu (f085bf)

  7. I think Mr.Kerry has again, shot himself in the foot, this time perhaps fatally…

    bobbby hosier (c07c94)

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