John Kerry Makes A Funny
John Kerry has done it again. Let’s go to the transcript:
JOHN KERRY: How do you get a one-armed American soldier out of a tree?
BEFUDDLED AUDIENCE MEMBER: Uh, I don’t know.
JOHN KERRY: Wave to him.
BEFUDDLED AUDIENCE MEMBER: [Laughs nervously.]
UPDATE: This just in . . . according to his prepared remarks, Kerry meant to ask: “How do you get an incompetent one-armed President like George Bush out of a tree?”
The New York Times is reporting that, when Kerry delivered the remarks, he forgot to say the word “incompetent.”
[Disclaimer: post may not actually be true.]
UPDATE x2: He has done it again.
[...] And in other news, it just keeps getting worse and worse for Kerry. [...]
Pingback by Patterico’s Pontifications » New York Times Lies to Its Readers About the Content of Kerry’s Remarks — 11/2/2006 @ 11:19 pm
Heh.
Comment by See Dubya — 11/2/2006 @ 11:28 pm
You guys only need to spin this for 4 more days. I think you can make it. Kerry’s terrible sense of humor is no match for that of blogoland.
Comment by actus — 11/3/2006 @ 6:12 am
Kerr: What do you do if
President Busha U.S. Marine throws a hand grenade at you?Audience member: ?
Kerry: Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Comment by nk — 11/3/2006 @ 6:20 am
The best joke I have heard so far: “Kerry was Swift-Boated at Pasadena. True. He’s a Swift Boat vet too.”
Comment by nk — 11/3/2006 @ 6:56 am
[...] (Previous fictional dialogue here.) [...]
Pingback by Patterico’s Pontifications » A Fictional Dialogue Involving John Kerry That Sounds Quite Real — 11/3/2006 @ 7:20 am
Sorry, but that totally insensitive joke is funny as hell. But then I’ve flunked sensitivity training two times and got a drop in Diversity Training.
Comment by Howard Veit — 11/3/2006 @ 10:30 am
Looks like JOHN KERRY like AL GORE cant take losing the election just your typical liberal demacratic sore loser he should be barred from ever running forever more
Comment by krazy kagu — 11/4/2006 @ 9:06 am
I think Mr.Kerry has again, shot himself in the foot, this time perhaps fatally…
Comment by bobbby hosier — 11/4/2006 @ 8:08 pm