Patterico's Pontifications

10/27/2006

In Which I Impersonate a DKossack or DUer

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 6:53 am



More than five years after September 11, 2001, officials are still finding human remains at Ground Zero, and are recommending that the search expand to nearby areas.

With an election coming up, I question the timing.

13 Responses to “In Which I Impersonate a DKossack or DUer”

  1. Actually, for a true impersonation you’d have to suggest that the bodies came from storage (where they were taken after being killed by the VRWC who planned the 9-11 hoax) and were planted by Rove’s minions to back up the 9-11 conspirator’s story. Then, and only then, can you question the timing.

    Kevin Murphy (0b2493)

  2. It’s one of the Mossad agents who detonated the placed demolition charges that caused the Towers to collapse. Don’t believe me? Wait and see. There will be no DNA test conducted for Israeli genes.

    nk (bfc26a)

  3. It’ll probably be Hoffa.

    Kevin Murphy (0b2493)

  4. I have always favored the theory that Bustamonte chopped Hoffa up and used him for shark bait.

    nk (bfc26a)

  5. The linked article states that some want the federal government to take over the recovery effort because the City botched it. This reminds me of Katrina. The next thing you know we’ll read it’s all Bush’s fault for not handling the recovery to begin with.

    DRJ (1be297)

  6. Of course, this attack has all the ring of saying “Michael More is Fat” or “Moveon is loony.”

    You have no substantive criticism so you just resort to making shit up.

    This post says more about Pat’s pathetic state of affairs than DU or DK. I do, however, enjoy watching this intellectual death spiral.

    Macswain (5b310d)

  7. they’re gonna be finding bones in manhattan 100 years from now, in 2106. i’m getting a little tired of the obsequious deference toward the 9/11 survivor families. this story was laden with false piety from mayor bloomberg and all the broadcasters who covered it. there is no need for apology or justification. finite resources equals finite effort. hey, they’re dead and we paid each of you about a million bucks a head, an act unprecedented in american history, so stfu already.

    assistant devil's advocate (af6a6a)

  8. ada-
    I agree.
    If I die in a henious manner, I really don’t want my family to worry too much about my earthly remains.
    I don’t want my dead body dragged through the streets for other’s amusement, or photographed to make a questionable political point. Other than that, my body is dead and I want to be remembered as a person, not as a bit of bones and fibers.

    MayBee (8aec89)

  9. Actually, Macswain, I couldn’t tell you whether or not “Michael More” is fat, but Michael MOORE certainly is.

    Desert Rat (ee9fe2)

  10. @maybee:
    my cat gets the first shot at me after i’m dead. 24 hours with no fancy feast and i become the fancy feast. my 211 pounds is ample to keep her going until friends/family get ahold of the situation.

    assistant devil's advocate (af6a6a)

  11. wow ada. The Donner party would have loved you.

    MayBee (8aec89)

  12. Of course, this attack has all the ring of saying “Michael More is Fat” or “Moveon is loony.”

    You have no substantive criticism so you just resort to making shit up.

    What part of “In which I Impersonate a DKossack or DUer” did you miss? What else would you expect?

    Pablo (08e1e8)

  13. MacGoof,

    Dude, when your post is so inane that it gets properly flamed by Pablo, well…

    Freelancer (f99e36)


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