Patterico’s Pontifications

9/13/2006

Whitney and Osama, Sittin’ in a Tree

Filed under: Buffoons, Humor, Terrorism — Patterico @ 10:57 pm

Whitney Houston is available.

I got just the guy for you, Whitney. He’s well-to-do, famous, fiercely independent, runs a large organization, and spends a lot of time traveling. I also understand he’s got quite a thing for you.

OK, sure, I guess he also finances terror operations and is America’s #1 Enemy. Hey, you gotta take the bad with the good, honey. You’re not getting any younger.

UPDATE: Allah has a Photoshop.

3 Comments

  1. I knew it. Screaming Jay Hawkins isn’t dead. He’s just had a sex change.

    Comment by Dan Collins — 9/14/2006 @ 5:02 am

  2. You forgot one of the selling points for Osama, that sweet, sweet Afghan Heroin. I know it’s not crack, but a pipeful of Afghanistan’s finest might just make her forget her first love.
    That, and with the veil nobody will realize how butt-ugly she has become.

    Comment by Veeshir — 9/14/2006 @ 7:08 am

  3. Whitney Houston - what a bummer to see her decline. She was such a great talent and looker when she came on the seen. The last pop artist that I fell for, still have her first LP. I guess the last good performance , which was great, was the grammy rendition of I will always love you.

    Maybe getting away from Brown will get her away from the drugs and closer to real food.

    Comment by seaPea — 9/14/2006 @ 7:34 am

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