The lawyers in question are four floors apart in the same building, but couldn’t agree where to hold a freaking deposition. They are now ordered to resolve the dispute by playing “rock, paper, scissors.”
Then they have to go next door to the Starbucks, sit in the corner next to the half and half, and complete a five-minute “time-out.”
Okay, I made that last part up. But the first part was true. Here’s the order.
What do you want to bet one of them tries to use “dynamite“?
(Via Howard Bashman — who else?)