1/10/2006

21 Responses to “The Chuckie S. Drinking Game”

1. Is the amublance chaser taking his cues from this faux, moronic liberal whiner?

   russ (769b82) — 1/10/2006 @ 6:44 am

   
   

2. […] Because I’m not sure my liver can handle this… Patterico’s Pontifications » The Chuckie S. Drinking Game Based on Chuck Schumer’s opening statement yesterday, I propose a drinking game for today’s Alito hearing: drink whenever Chuckie S. says the word “extreme.” Search […]

   A game I’m not up for this morning… at white pebble (2d8ea5) — 1/10/2006 @ 6:59 am

   
   

3. I love it. Another name for this game could be Do-it-yourself-medically-induced coma.

   why pay for annoying hospitalization when you can go comatose at home? Save a bunch of money by switching to the Schumer Drinking Game.

   Laura (8e26d6) — 1/10/2006 @ 7:02 am

   
   

4. I’m confused. The columnist you link to states that “Alito’s cases reveal an almost reflexive vote in favor of government. . . .” Then shouldn’t the Democratic State-shtuppers be wildly in favor of his confirmation?

   Bilwick (bd15da) — 1/10/2006 @ 7:22 am

   
   

5. That better be sips of beer, because that would still get you wasted.

   If we did it the real drinking game way with shots, we’d be dead within ten minutes.

   Angry Clam (fa7fff) — 1/10/2006 @ 7:25 am

   
   

6. Oh, this is choice!

   Patterico proposes the “Chuckie S. Drinking Game” (hey, I don’t think I have that kind of samina!) after he took a look at Schumer’s opening statement yesterday. Patterico proposes taking a drink every time Sen. Chuck Schumer says “extreme,” which

   CatHouse Chat (72c8fd) — 1/10/2006 @ 8:08 am

   
   

7. A New Game

   Let’s play a game. Every time Sen. Specter says Casey (which sounds like KC when he says it) we drink…shot glasses at the ready… ZZZZZZ….Chris just passed out… Here is another drinking game for fans of Sen. Schumer…

   Two Babes and a Brain (72c8fd) — 1/10/2006 @ 9:19 am

   
   

8. You’ve really got to be a putzhead to play this game!

   Expatriate Owl (5573b5) — 1/10/2006 @ 10:13 am

   
   

9. I can’t see straight anymore….Everything is really fuzzy…gotta drive back down to the store for more booze now….

   Specter (466680) — 1/10/2006 @ 10:19 am

   
   

10. Just thought I’d mention that I had a Chuckie Schumer moment in 2003. I run a 3 mile race in NYC that has been gaining more popularity each year. The race honors a firefighter named Stephen Siller who ran 3 miles with 50+ lbs of gear to join his unit in Tower Two of the WTC on 9/11; he perished.

    Anyway, the race begins in Brooklyn with everyone running underneath a banner with Stephen’s face on it, and everyone jumps up and touches him for luck. Well, in 2003, I had no sooner lept up to touch the sign, when I saw Chuckie Cheese Schumer on the other side, three news cameras rolling, with Chuckie acknowledging all 3,000 of us as if we were all jumping up and waving at HIM! Personal experience that this guy does anything for a news camera…definately the lowest class action I have witnessed.

    Brian (a91c00) — 1/10/2006 @ 11:06 am

    
    

11. I think and even more dangerous Chuckie drinking game would involve a slug whenever he says “I”. In a building full of prima donnas was there ever anyone more self absorbed than “UpChuck” Shumer?

    iron mike (85f739) — 1/10/2006 @ 12:56 pm

    
    

12. You really want to get sick and die of alcohol poisoning? Take a drink everytime Chucky uses the words I or me. This P.O.S. is a hopeless self-centered bore.

    Wet Willie (f6054b) — 1/10/2006 @ 1:05 pm

    
    

13. Need to get to the liquor store and stock up for this game!!

    Notice about half-way through his rant where Chuckie states limitations on the Presidency and on the courts, but not on Congress. Then later he appears to be livid that Alito would say that Congress had overstepped its bounds in restricting automatic weapons. This confirms that Chuckie doesn’t believe in co-equal branches of govt., It’s all about Congress and of course the Senate is the upper house… la de da.

    He sure is puffed up about himself, as noted by the other game options written about above.

    Russell (93c79f) — 1/10/2006 @ 2:41 pm

    
    

14. you could have gotten really drunk playing the game with Leavy and the word “torture”.

    moflicky (52484c) — 1/10/2006 @ 2:54 pm

    
    

15. God. Schumer just got finished and I must say he is an ENORMOUSLY arrogant prick. Sheeesh what an ass he is.

    Dwilkers (a1687a) — 1/10/2006 @ 3:29 pm

    
    

16. waaaaassssaaaat uuuuuuuuu saaaaaaay?

    rls (0516f0) — 1/10/2006 @ 4:29 pm

    
    

17. Did you ever notice that if you put little points on Chuckies ears and put a few long whiskers on each side of his nose that he looks just like a RAT!! I understand that there are lots and lots of the four legged kind in NYC!

    R.F. Little (8d0335) — 1/10/2006 @ 6:48 pm

    
    

18. And also look for :

    “…dagger to the heart…” from Chuckie

    drjohn (980b1c) — 1/10/2006 @ 7:45 pm

    
    

19. Can I play?
    Chapadipquick…err…Pappachipdick…err…Osamabomaquidik Ted (hic)

    Uncle Guido (596348) — 1/10/2006 @ 9:56 pm

    
    

20. Drinking games are only fun if you have several different catagories to drink to, so here is a first draft at what the ground rules could be:

    Drink everytime
    – Schumer says “extreme” (or a variant)
    – Schumer says “I” or “me”
    – Biden calls Alito “buddy” or “pal”
    – Biden says “I’m not following you” or otherwise betrays his total ignorance of the law
    – Kennedy gets lost in the midde of a harrangue
    – Someone asks Alito how he would rule on Roe, knowing full well he won’t answer
    – Any Democrat claims to be “concerned”
    – Any mention of Guantanamo Bay
    – Feinstein says something that alludes to her being the token woman on the committee

    I am sure others can add more, including several for the Republican memebers of the committee.

    JVW (cd05b7) — 1/10/2006 @ 10:09 pm

    
    

21. i hate u chucky

    adjani (a7f64b) — 9/29/2007 @ 10:29 am