11/10/2005

6 Responses to “An Easy Quiz”

1. Of course, you’ve probably heard Bob “Euclid” Dole’s old joke: What’s the shortest distance between two points, in Washington D.C? Answer: the distance between Chuck Schumer and a TV camera. Duh.

   Andrew (08ba2c) — 11/10/2005 @ 3:40 pm

   
   

2. OMG – even before I read the punchline, I thought: “Chuck Schumer.” Heh-heh.

   Eric Lindholm (ae12a1) — 11/11/2005 @ 7:10 am

   
   

3. Nice you make fun of a woman who has lost her son in war..a needless war that G Bush started for reasons he cant justify and that keep changing. Then he has a great laugh at a gathering satirizing the futile search for those weapons, ha!! ha! ha.. Of course he never attends any soldiers funerals and never speaks unless its infront of a pre-arrainged audience with soft ball questions. Instead of criticizing him for the lying warmaking strutting shallow failure he is, you instead make fun of a mother whose son died believing his lies. Arent these remarks funny!!
   Enjoy you new house Patterico and dont worry about the thousands of others that have no homes or legs or even family members because of this needless war. Oh ya and dont forget “God Bless America!”

   Charlie (8ea405) — 11/12/2005 @ 5:35 am

   
   

4. No, that would Pat Robertson.

   Tillman (1cf529) — 11/12/2005 @ 8:28 am

   
   

5. Actually, Charlie it was I, the veteran, who made fun of Cindy.

   BTW, nice regurgitation of the standard talking points on the matter. Impressive. Did you time yourself while doing it?

   Juliette (278eb8) — 11/12/2005 @ 3:38 pm

   
   

6. What’s the shortest distance between two points, in Washington D.C?

   I’ve always heard it as “What’s the most dangerous place in Washington, D.C.?”

   Same answer, of course.

   Geek, Esq. (5dd2be) — 11/14/2005 @ 8:08 am