Patterico's Pontifications

10/8/2005

A Conversation Between Two Dudes

Filed under: Judiciary — Patterico @ 2:39 pm



This is the same point made in this post, just in a different way:

Dude 1: Dude, I am conservative.

Dude 2: You are not!

Dude 1: I am! I am way conservative!

Dude 2: Are not.

Dude 1: Am so.

Dude 2: Prove it.

Dude 1: Check this out: I voted for Ronald Reagan in 1984.

Dude 2: Whoaaaa . . . that is conservative.

Dude 1: Exactly.

Dude 2:

Dude 1:

Dude 2: But wasn’t Ronald Reagan re-elected in a landslide, winning almost 60 percent of the popular vote and 49 of 50 states? I mean, Reagan ran against Walter Freaking Mondale. That makes your vote a little less impressive, doesn’t it? Who’d you vote for in 1980? Carter??

Dude 1: Shut up.

Dude 2: Who’d you vote for in 1988? Dukakis?

Dude 1: Shut up!

Dude 2: Didn’t you give money to a bunch of Democrats in 1988?

Dude 1: Shut up!

Dude 2:

Dude 1:

Dude 2: Man, you sound like Lindsey Graham, telling me to shut up all the time.

Dude 1:

Dude 2:

Dude 1:

Dude 2:

Dude 1: I’m conservative.

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