Iowahawk
Call me a moron if you like — you wouldn’t be the first — but I was mostly unaware of this Iowahawk guy before today. I think I remember going to his site once from Instapundit. I remember him as the guy with the goofy pipe coming out of his mouth.
But the guy is a comic genius. I stumbled upon him again as a result of this Pejmanesque post, and man! the guy is Jeff Goldstein-funny. I mean that funny.
As I said, if you already knew this, you can call me a moron and move on to the next post. But if you didn’t, go read his two most recent entries (the first of which is a recycled post from 2001):
Bush Country Faces Grim Shortages of Latte, Galleries
He or She Is The Wrong Man or Woman For The Court
Genius, I tells ya!
UPDATE 8-8-05: He has a new post today, here.

I had Iowahawk benchmarked before PP. Go to his archives and read all his stuff. Coffee through the nose funny.
Comment by Lew Clark — 8/8/2005 @ 6:38 am
Mr. Iowahawk is a national treasure.
The Special Guest Commentary By Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi.
“Chutch”
Take the great SNL skits times the best
Mr. Show skits to the power of the old National Lampoon
(SNL x MS)↑(o)NL
and you have Iowahawk.
Comment by joeyjojo — 8/8/2005 @ 7:59 am
Bush Country Faces Grim Shortages of Latte, Galleries had me in tears. He was doing a lot of good stuff last year also. If you enjoy a good laugh he belongs in your favorites folder.
Comment by Dwilkers — 8/8/2005 @ 10:43 am
Bush country et al was good (living in Texas I can connect to much of the humor however satirical). However, my favorite is
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/07/stop_comparing_.html This satire and the one preceding it really put a knot in the leftists skivvies. Live long and prosper, Iowahawk!!
Comment by docdave — 8/8/2005 @ 11:15 am
This one will make you cry:
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2004/03/hungry_like_nao.html
Caution: Drink Alert.
Comment by Dwilkers — 8/8/2005 @ 11:59 am
Well don’t miss his newest one!
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/08/see_you_in_sept.html
Comment by Scriptfox — 8/8/2005 @ 2:06 pm
His Dan Rather, private dick series was also great.
Comment by jd watson — 8/8/2005 @ 5:04 pm
“Call me a moron if you like”
Don’t worry, Patterico, no one–at least anyone with even a half-ounce of sense–would use “moron” and “Patterico” in the same sentence.
Comment by clark smith — 8/8/2005 @ 5:51 pm
So you’re a moron!
Seriously, I’m stunned that someone as wired as you hasn’t previously encountered the magnificent comic genius of Iowahawk. He might just be the funniest man alive.
Comment by jes' me — 8/10/2005 @ 10:35 am
>iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/08/see_you_in_sept.html
this was funy
Comment by Siska — 5/5/2006 @ 7:41 pm
No one can parody vacuousness like Iowahawk, and that one on Juan Cole is a classic.
Comment by clarice — 5/5/2006 @ 8:56 pm
I knew google was good for something, dont know how I ended up here, but thanks for putting me onto Goldstein, we dont hear much of him here in the UK, but he truly is a genius, cheers
Comment by Simon — 2/8/2007 @ 7:27 pm
I didn’t know him. I do know! And he’s good!
Comment by Jerome Black — 3/22/2007 @ 2:48 am
Go Iowahawk
Comment by Erik — 6/6/2007 @ 12:18 pm
I am surprised someone like yourself hadn’t found Iowahawk yet…..he’s an absolute hoot….
Watch out for the roving bands of Lutherans though…..
(if you’re from the mid-west that will slay…)
Comment by Old Tanker — 6/19/2007 @ 6:49 am
In fairness to me, this post is almost two years old . . .
Comment by Patterico — 6/19/2007 @ 6:58 am