Patterico's Pontifications

8/4/2005

Next Time Go for the Cuddling — Or Just Go to Sleep

Filed under: Crime,Scum — Patterico @ 11:05 pm



Via Howard Bashman comes this:

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) — A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

I’m generally against prison rape, but in this case I’m willing to make an exception. The most appropriate punishment for this guy would be to let some tattooed dude named Spike have his way with him, and then show him a football game — which he would watch from the comfort of his La-Z-Boy electric chair.

One Response to “Next Time Go for the Cuddling — Or Just Go to Sleep”

  1. “I’m generally against prison rape, but in this case I’m willing to make an exception. ”

    “I’m generally for the Constitution, but in this case…”
    ” I’m generally for The Bill of Rights, but ….”

    Was this posted by a Kos kid?

    Enjoy your work but this left a bad after taste.
    I respectfully ask that you reconsider your comments and its deeper ramifications.

    joeyjojo (84f0e6)


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