Patterico's Pontifications

5/28/2005

More drugs in LA!?!?

Filed under: General — See Dubya @ 2:21 pm



Thanks to Dave at Garfield Ridge, we see that Oliver Stone has been arrested for booze-cruisin’ and drug-havin’.

Patterico’s Pontifications has obtained partial transcripts of some surveillance tapes that may have led to the arrest. Excerpts below the fold; do mind the harsh language:

CLARENCE
Oh, Mr. Donowitz –

LEE
Lee, Clarence . Please don’t insult me. Call me Lee.

CLARENCE
OK, sorry, Lee. I just wanna tell you “Coming Home in a Body Bag” is one of
my favorite movies. After “Apocalypse Now” I think it’s the best Vietnam
movie ever.

LEE
Thank you very much, Clarence.

CLARENCE
You know, most movies that win a lot of Oscars, I can’t stand. “Sophie’s
Choice”, “Ordinary People”, “Kramer vs. Kramer”, “Gandhi”. All that stuff
is safe, geriatric, coffee-table dog shit.

LEE
I hear you talkin’ Clarence. We park our cars in the same garage.

CLARENCE
Like that Merchant-Ivory clap-trap. All those assholes make are unwatchable
movies from unreadable books.

—snip–

CLARENCE
My uncle Roger and uncle Cliff, both of which were in Nam, saw “Coming Home
in a Body Bag” and thought it was the most accurate Vietnam film they’d
ever seen.

LEE
You know, Clarence, when a veteran of that bullshit wars says that, it
makes the whole project worthwhile. Clarence, my friend, and I call you my
friend because we have similar interests, let’s take a look at what you
have for me.

It was not known whether Mr. Stone Donowitz was pulled over when he was passed on the highway and screamed out the window, “I’ll f—ing have you killed!”
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I mean, seriously, did anyone not think “Is that supposed to be Oliver Stone?” when they saw True Romance?

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