Patterico's Pontifications

2/25/2004

MASSACHUSETTS SUPREME COURT ORDERS ALL CITIZENS TO GAY MARRY

Filed under: Humor — Patterico @ 6:28 am

According to the Onion,

Justices of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled 5-2 Monday in favor of full, equal, and mandatory gay marriages for all citizens. The order nullifies all pre-existing heterosexual marriages and lays the groundwork for the 2.4 million compulsory same-sex marriages that will take place in the state by May 15.

. . . .

“Instead of spending months or even years volleying this thing back and forth, we thought we might as well just cut to the eventual outcome of our decision to allow gay marriages,” [Chief Justice Margaret H.] Marshall said. “Clearly, this is where this all was headed anyway.”

And it goes on from there. Read the Whole Thing, and don’t miss the slogans of the protestors. Great stuff.

For once, an article that sounds like it came from the Onion — that really did.

(Via How Appealing.)

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