Regarding the secret taping of Michael Jackson by “XtraJet”, Jeffrey Borer, an XtraJet corporate officer, defended the company’s decision to investigate the possibility of selling the tapes. According to Borer, once the tapes were discovered, the company “explored the opportunity as any businessperson would.”

Now that’s good business.

If you haven’t read it already, you must put down that bag of Cheetos and immediately read the ScrappleFace Interview with the Chinese Premier. Brilliant.

Arnold is having an effect already.

UPDATE: Xrlq is suspicious.

UPDATE x2: Or maybe not. See comments.